partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via loveyourchaos)

I’m the saddest little cloud in the world right now.

Am I the most gorgeous lady ever or am I like her? Because that makes a big difference. 

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via mostfondly)

My roommate and I are blasting love songs while our other roommate and his boyfriend are being cute and blah blah. We’re the best roommates.